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The problem of evil revisited

Oh hail, ye mindless daemon sultan, hailWhose febril writhings in the netherspheres,Set branes a tremble, impacting, so those,Vast multispacial planes, thus clash and spring,Apart to birth the...

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Anominals

The problem with 'surprising bears'Is that they take you unawares.The issue with 'confusing cats'Is solved if they have unique hats.The language of 'perceptive pigs'Is is full of references to wigs.The...

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The Graveyard of Circuses

Where old carnivales go to dieAnd skeletons in red coat and top hatCry out the novelties with the wind's old voice.Where clowns display the whitefaceOf the skull, and the sequin scales are shedFrom...

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Ogden Nash replies to Philip Larkin

The toad work squatting on your lifeMay be no more than a froggle,A cute, come-on, or novel hat,That gets the passing pretty girls to goggle.Your mum and dadIt has to be believedWeren’t buttoned...

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The Things I Like Best

All rhyme with 'ooh'Doctor WhoScooby DooI'm sorry I haven't a ClueFu-ManchuCthulhu...and you.

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Shadows - a Lemon Cohen Song

   I feel that something now in me is fading and is slowingA sense perhaps, that I was ever strongThough hereabout tall lime trees still, are shadowed and are growingMy shadow, as a shadow, isn't now...

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Beyond the Grave

Beyond the grave are there the undiscovered countries of the light? Are there somewhere citadels of rubies and of jet? Or is it just a place of endless, never changing night? Where shrinking skin...

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Dark Revenge

Best served cold, on ebony dishesYou'll regret how you spurned my offerin'I'll teach you all to thwart my wishesWhen worms are crawling in your coffinYou'll regret how you spurned my offerin'All I have...

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The Hangmen - a note.

The Hangmen are my daughter Morgan's imaginary band, and she came up with the titles (all so dark) of their 'debut' album "And Those Who Hate Them". I'll be posting their songs as I write them. The...

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Reviews of Resurrection Engines

 Review of Resurrection EnginesAh, I've had it pointed out to me that this review, isn't by *that* Rachel, never the less I liked her story in Resurrection Engines so much that I'm as chuffed, as if...

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The Brakespeare Voyage

I've been working on a novel for ten years on and off, and with thehelp of a co-writer Jonathan Dennis I've now finished the full first draft108,402 words.The one eventually up for sale may be leaner...

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On seeking absolution on a full stomach

Strap me to your rack, TorquemadaAs things are going you can do your worstI confess I ate all the cake from the larderAnd now I feel as if I'm going to burst.Stare at me now severely SavonarolaI know...

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1918 to 2918

1918By KiplingThis is the State above the Law.The State exists for the State alone."[This is a gland at the back of the jaw,And an answering lump by the collar-bone.]Some die shouting in gas or...

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Randomiser Poems - Pre-amble.

Considering whether an algorithm could convert text to 'modern' poetry. I wrote a quick tool to take a text string, strip it to words.number each one and, randomise the string, and then give it in...

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THE DUNWICH HORROR

Rise one Ayelesbury, upon just "And of the gnarled the, at singulary the wild and spied  on  ruts  the  The the  wild  and  rise  so upon  just  in  weeds,  to he  the  confronted  gnarled  Dean's have...

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THE BRAKESPEARE VOYAGE

A:   its  reddish  91  masked and  had  of  face  it the  old  On  a  its of  was  the  sex  a crew  that  an  been  lenses. had  of  face  it  The atoms,  have  chords,  bag, burlap  of  was  the  sex...

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THE BRAKESPEARE VOYAGE - Update II

Update2nd draft now with co-writer and editor.  I'm going to be off-line until the 8th April.Anything interesting that gets cut for length I promise will appear either here or elsewhere in due course....

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Liking (in) Sagrada Familia

LIKE looking upIn a stone forest whereStars have tangled in theBranches of the winter trees.LIKE bathing in differentColoured streamsFrom pools litBy a thousand moons.LIKE feeling that(In imagination,...

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MORE TALES OF THE CITY

 More Tales Of The City, preview of my storyMy brother author and all-round good Egg, Philip Purser-Hallard is setting out his stall for the forthcoming More Tales of The City: a collection set in the...

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Her Name Was Merlina CSi5m

Been a while, here's a 'Pulp' song..I knew a girl and her name was Merlina,If you saw her in the street you'd know that you'd seen her,She had braided hair,And a thousand mile stare.She wore a torc and...

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